June 2012
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Son.
I am crying sooooo hard at that last video.
Like, curled up in a ball, silent laughter, tears rolling down my face.
I watched it over & over & over.
I cannot stop.
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mynamekyle:
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
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motherhonker:
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
Sometimes I realize it while standing.
The other night..
I got to spend a few quality hours just laying in bed as [someone] rubbed my back and kissed my neck. It was the most relaxing feeling ever. I wish I could fall asleep like that every night.
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At my Aunt’s house “watching over” these Verizon guys:
Verizon dude keeps asking me, “do you guys have a sadghewfds plug?” dog, IDK. Could you just hook up the box and go though….?
Wish I was home so I could’ve gone to that free Jesse Boykins show tonight.
I keep missing his shows.
It must not be meant to be :(
payday-parade:
plot twist: he’s actually having a gay affair with Jake from State Farm.
You ever lie to get out the house, then forget your lie?
…..yeah, me neither.
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All I’m looking for is someone who enjoys napping, eating and going to concerts as much as I do.
fuck all that romance stuff.
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I don’t know if I’m just going through a phase right now or something but, Diplo has just been looking soo fine to me lately.
Idk what’s going on lol
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I have a habit of coming on here, writing out long ass posts in my drafts about what’s currently going on in my life, and then just deleting it. I know nobody gives a shit and definitely don’t have the time/patience to sit there are read the whole thing.
I just do it to clear space in my brain.
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There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...
– Lance Crouther (via rattlingbone)
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